Fox News - The Epitome of Trash Journalism

Fox News, in conjunction with TMZ and The National Enquirer, is reporting far more than is known about Tiger Woods' vehicle accident.  This is classic Fox News slander.

It seems like they have no qualms with positing that Tiger got beat up by his wife and that the accident followed a confrontation, including that the vehicle's window was broken previous to the crash.  Well, if that's true, then wouldn't there be glass in his driveway or garage...wherever he was parked at the time?  If there is glass other than at the accident scene, it certainly hasn't been reported.

All that's been said about a possible domestic dispute is that the police don't believe there was one.

So what's up Fox News?  At 10pm on the night 4 police officers were ambushed and murderer in Washington state you have nothing better to do than promote baseless rumors about Tiger Woods?  What?  Did he refuse to be interviewed on your channel?  Did he turn down an invitation to appear at one of your fake protests?  Or, is it you don't like black guys who aren't kissing your ass (like Michael Steele)?

Keep working with TMZ and The National Enquirer.  You belong with each other.  Just stop referring to yourself as a "news" source.  Everyone who has any intelligence knows you're not.  You're shit.

More Lying for Jesus...As Usual

Those lying cocksuckers on Fox News just ran a story where they blamed the atheists for the lack of any inside holiday display at the capitol building in Washington state.  The truth is that the state decided to avoid controversy by not allowing ANY display, which also includes the atheists' display.

Noticably absent from the story is any mention of the Christian who stole the atheists' display last year...otherwise known as "stealing for Jesus".

So, whose fault is this?  The only protesting, thieving and outrage was from the Christians.  Blame those assholes for this year's restrictions.  This season can be observed by everyone for natural reasons related to friends and family.  God doesn't have a monopoly on it no matter how much Christians wish He did.  We non-Christians don't appreciate your stupid Jesus bullshit shoved down our throats any more than you appreciate being reminded that your beliefs are absolutely retarded and devoid of any proof.

Fuck off, lying Christians.  Go back into your homes, face the wall and pray to the roaches.  Leave the rest of us who can think clearly alone to enjoy this December.

If you truly want this to be a Christian nation...get off your brainwashed asses and do something about it.  I would gladly be deported to secular Europe where people are honest humans who care about each other because they see the good in doing so rather than because they feel they must (with restrictions for those who don't believe like them) because God will reward them after they're dead.

It's Holy, Right?

Here's an article describing a hand-free holy water dispenser.  More proof that religion (Catholicism in this case) is total bullshit.

If your fucking holy water was so special, wouldn't it be impervious to swine flu?  Can't you even have that amount of faith?..or is that too much to ask of your god?

I Can't Seem to Avoid This Crap

Guess where this brilliant passage came from:

Most of the time it feels like I am not in control. It feels like all the credit is due to some outside force. Like it's all being controlled by a supreme being.

Religious forum?  Fox News forum?  (Please excuse my redundancy.)  Some sappy chick's blog?  Some sensitive dude's blog?

Nope.

It came from a tutorial on songwriting!  Here's what precedes the above quote.

Sometimes I set out to write a song and nothing comes to mind. I spend hours trying to come up with good ideas and nothing fruitful comes to me. Then I just forget about it and before too long (maybe a few hours later) I get a brilliant songwriting idea.

Yeah.  Me, too.  When I try to write something (instrumentally), I sometimes only come up with shit.  And, then, magically (apparently), I get a good idea...in my head.  Well fuck...must be God writing the music for me!  After all...I HAVE NO SUBCONSCIOUS MIND!?!

This is just pathetic.  I go to read about how someone else writes and they're so stupid as to verbally throw up their hands and say, "Well, gee, God must be at work for me."

Pathetic.

I write my music.  And, yes, sometimes that's when I'm doing other things.  Sometimes, it's when I'm sleeping, even.  I must be one of those unlucky people whose brain doesn't take time off for God to do a tune-up (and plant good ideas for me to credit Him with).  It's amazing I can function at all on nearly 40 years of non-stop selfish thought trapped alone in my head.

And Something a Little Lighter